It’s time for Congress to impeach President Trump.
Democrats have been teasing us with impeachment porn for two years now. Congressmen claim to have evidence that’s “beyond circumstantial” that Trump colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election but, inexplicably, have not leaked it to the New York Times. The news media have been giving us breathless reports of unsubstantiated leaks every couple of days and proclaim the end of the Trump presidency at least once a week. And I’ve lost count of the number of constitutional crises.
Are you getting bored with all this? I am, and I’ll bet millions of Americans are ready to change the channel. After two years of buildup, the Democrats owe us some entertainment. At this point, only an impeachment trial will break the suspense and satisfy the nation’s craving for excitement and drama.
What a spectacle it will be! Impeachment proceedings will bring everything out in the open. All those redacted documents will be declassified. Congressmen finally will get a chance to show us all that evidence they say they have. It had better be good.
What juicy testimony will we hear from Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti? Imagine the laughter when Michael Cohen swears to tell the truth. David Pecker of the National Enquirer will have to testify, too, just because the headline writers will have such fun with his name: Pecker Stands up to Questioning.
We’ll see Oscar-worthy performances from the chorus line of Democrats running for President. Will Cory Booker have another Spartacus moment? Look for histrionics from Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand, scolding from Elizabeth Warren and billionaire-bashing from Bernie Sanders. Think of the campaign ads all those sound bites will produce.
The Senate trial is certain to be raucous, especially if the Democrats deploy the screaming protesters they organized for the Kavanaugh confirmation. We’ll see colorful ranting on the sidelines from Maxine Waters and unintended Bolshevik-bimbo comedy from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. TV ratings will soar and people will have watch parties, like the Super Bowl with drinking games.
I don’t see a downside to impeachment. If Trump remains in office he may be a shoo-in for re-election. If he’s removed from office, Vice President Pence will continue Trump’s policies and, as a career politician, will not violate any norms. We even may see an election based on issues, for a change, instead of outrage.
Impeach the President. Please.
It’s time for Congress to impeach President Trump.
Democrats have been teasing us with impeachment porn for two years now. Congressmen claim to have evidence that’s “beyond circumstantial” that Trump colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election but, inexplicably, have not leaked it to the New York Times. The news media have been giving us breathless reports of unsubstantiated leaks every couple of days and proclaim the end of the Trump presidency at least once a week. And I’ve lost count of the number of constitutional crises.
Are you getting bored with all this? I am, and I’ll bet millions of Americans are ready to change the channel. After two years of buildup, the Democrats owe us some entertainment. At this point, only an impeachment trial will break the suspense and satisfy the nation’s craving for excitement and drama.
What a spectacle it will be! Impeachment proceedings will bring everything out in the open. All those redacted documents will be declassified. Congressmen finally will get a chance to show us all that evidence they say they have. It had better be good.
What juicy testimony will we hear from Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti? Imagine the laughter when Michael Cohen swears to tell the truth. David Pecker of the National Enquirer will have to testify, too, just because the headline writers will have such fun with his name: Pecker Stands up to Questioning.
We’ll see Oscar-worthy performances from the chorus line of Democrats running for President. Will Cory Booker have another Spartacus moment? Look for histrionics from Kamala Harris and Kirsten Gillibrand, scolding from Elizabeth Warren and billionaire-bashing from Bernie Sanders. Think of the campaign ads all those sound bites will produce.
The Senate trial is certain to be raucous, especially if the Democrats deploy the screaming protesters they organized for the Kavanaugh confirmation. We’ll see colorful ranting on the sidelines from Maxine Waters and unintended Bolshevik-bimbo comedy from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. TV ratings will soar and people will have watch parties, like the Super Bowl with drinking games.
I don’t see a downside to impeachment. If Trump remains in office he may be a shoo-in for re-election. If he’s removed from office, Vice President Pence will continue Trump’s policies and, as a career politician, will not violate any norms. We even may see an election based on issues, for a change, instead of outrage.
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