I bought a rain gauge for my garden a month ago and finally got enough rain to measure: almost two-tenths of an inch. That’s a big deal because Albuquerque averages only 9.4 inches of precipitation a year – compared to 36 inches in Chicago and 64 inches in New Orleans. This year we’re in a drought with only 3.44 inches by the end of the summer monsoon season.
Scarce water means that xeriscaping, or low-water gardening, is popular. Decorative gravel is more practical than big lawns, and drip irrigation systems pipe measured amounts of water to each individual plant. Because most Midwestern flowers and shrubs do not thrive here, I am learning high-desert horticulture and getting acquainted with native plants such as Russian Sage, Chamisa and Yucca.
One of the things I like about xeriscaping is that if there’s a spot where nothing grows, all you have to do is put a rock there. I bought more rocks last year.
I became a big fan of xeriscaping when the Navy stationed me in Albuquerque many years ago. I was the staff assistant to an Air Force colonel named Wild Bill, a hard charger who was bucking for general but did not have enough work to keep him fully occupied.
When the colonel had nothing to do he would make his presence felt in the time-honored way of senior officers: by raising hell and getting others to scurry around. At random intervals he would gaze out his office window and notice that the grass on the parade ground was turning brown. Then he would summon me and demand that I do something about it.
I initially had tried to explain to the colonel that grass was not really native to these parts, but he did not want to hear that. So I would call the maintenance department, which would dispatch a couple of guys with a hose to look busy for a while outside the colonel’s window. In the fullness of time, Wild Bill eventually was promoted to general and the Navy finally sent me to sea.
My yard is mostly xeriscaped but I have a tiny lawn, about 25 feet square, as an accent to all the gravel, rocks and shrubbery. I lost about a third of it this year because my sprinklers were not aligned properly. I briefly considered replacing it with $5,000 worth of artificial turf, but instead spent an arduous day putting down new sod and expect a hefty water bill this month.
Overall, however, I spend less time on outdoor maintenance here than I did with a smaller yard in Chicago. Smaller trees mean fewer leaves in the fall, lawn mowing is a snap and I squirt herbicide on whatever weeds poke through the gravel.
I drove through the military base the other day and noticed that the parade ground is still there. Now it has a sprinkler system.
Where are the responsible Muslims (and Christians)?
When radical Muslims commit acts of terrorism or mayhem, we are assured that the Jihadists do not represent the billions of moderate, law-abiding Muslims around the world. I am sure these folks exist, but can’t help wondering why we hear so little from them when their religion is used as an excuse for violence.
Although the Islamic Society of North America held a news conference condemning the attacks on U.S. embassies in the Middle East, most of the Muslim authorities interviewed by the news media have been quick to explain why Muslims’ feelings are hurt but tepid in their condemnation of the violence. We also have seen little or no reaction from mainstream Muslim clerics around the world, or from the leaders of moderate Muslim nations like Turkey and Indonesia. The U.N. has been pretty quiet, too.
I would like to believe that the majority of Muslims are as peaceable as your average Methodist, but I have to wonder why they allow the Jihadists to represent their religion.
Christians have been pretty quiet, too. Everyone agrees that the Koran-burning Rev. Terry Jones and the sinister folks who produced an obscure YouTube film have a right to free speech. But I have yet to hear any condemnation of these wingnuts from the National Council of Churches, or from leading Evangelicals such as Rev. Franklin Graham or Mike Huckabee. Their silence plays into the hands of the Jihadists who want their followers to believe that all Americans go around trashing Muhammad.
We also need to clarify that the right to free speech does not confer immunity from its consequences. No one wants the government to go after whoever produced the film, and the government’s request to YouTube to “review” the offending video is a little creepy. But I’ll bet a lawyer for the families of the murdered diplomats would have no trouble convincing a court that these folks have blood on their hands.
Finally, I’m getting a little tired of hearing that we should be sensitive toward Muslims’ fragile religious feelings because they tend to kill people when they get riled up. Perhaps it’s time to communicate that Americans are just as passionate about our flag as Muslims are about their Prophet. And we have cruise missiles.